winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

generalpitchiner:

Wanted to go back and redo this thing from the really early days that I was pretty proud of at the time but twist myself into knots seeing now. There was a fair bit of frustration with this but I’m happy overall.

generalpitchiner:

Wanted to go back and redo this thing from the really early days that I was pretty proud of at the time but twist myself into knots seeing now. There was a fair bit of frustration with this but I’m happy overall.

thewomanfromitaly:

that-turtle-has-a-suitcase:

thewomanfromitaly:

jragonsoul:

thewomanfromitaly:

i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet

^^^^^^^^ I support this message with everything I have, except my penis, of which you will not be getting unwanted AND/OR unsolicited pics about.

excuse me hello 911 i have an emergency

yes

yes hes finding a way to talk about his penis anyway

excuse me hello 911 i have an emergency

yes

yes she can’t take a fucking joke, he was making a damned pun, arrest her on the spot

she can’t take a fucking joke” Will these sad, angry straight boys ever understand the otherworldly levels of irony this sentiment requires??

Next time on, DRAGON BALL Z

ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”